Bancuri

[NEAGU LIVIU]

Un Rege trebuia sa plece la lupta.
Cheama pe cel mai bun dregator al sau si ii spune:
-Bula,uite aici cheia de la centura de castitate.
In caz ca mor,dai cheia reginei si e libera sa se marite cu cine vrea.
-Bine maria ta.
Regele cheama armata se urca pe cal si da sa plece la lupta dar,
din urma cu sufletul la gura,Bula striga:
-Maria ta nu pleca,ai gresit cheia!

[ToyCooper82]

3 LITTLE DUCKS
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?"

"I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."

He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess — you were blowing bubbles too?"

"No, I'm Bubbles."

[luk]

Cica asa arata trusa unui ardelean...

[cristi o'RAL]

dar nu are pateu

[cristi o'RAL]

[d4niela]

[luk]

cv broke



Cum te numesti? intreaba medicul.
- Popopopa Mamamamarin.
- Esti balbait?
- Nu, tata era balbait, iar ala care mi-a scris certificatul era un cretin.

[d4niela]

=))

[ToyCooper82]

dumnezeiesc

[d4niela]

asa..la sf de seara

Cineva suna la usa. Proprietarul deschide usa. Pe presh o Moarte mica, asa de douazeci de centimetri inaltime, cu coasa, oase, parpalac negru...
- Vai doamne, vaaaai!!!
-Stai lejer, am venit dupa hamster